I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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