u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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