so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Randomize
