Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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