You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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