I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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