At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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