ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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