Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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