real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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