I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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