then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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