can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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