my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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