I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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