And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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