Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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