Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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