Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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