google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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