Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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