Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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