3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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