what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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