Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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