I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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