I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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