i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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