i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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