He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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