I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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