The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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