I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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