how hairy? two words: wookie tits
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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