If that was your dad, he is hot
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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