So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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