weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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