yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's never too late to be topless.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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