Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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