he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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