"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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