His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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