just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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