Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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