how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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