Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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