She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
