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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".

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• (518): View more from New York

  no really all good couples have similar hair colors!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?

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• (510): View more from California

  I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?

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