I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
