thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
