Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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